The Last Souvenir: Funny Signs, Gerunds, & Infinitives
A collection of signs outside fictional characters' houses
Context: Students created funny signs to put up outside fictional characters’ houses using gerunds & infinitives. The following template was provided:
As always, some students wrote about murderers…
CAUTION: KILLING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED
CAUTION: PLACES TO BURY BODIES AHEAD
NO BREATHING ALLOWED
NO TRESPASSING: THE BODIES ARE PERMANENTLY ASLEEP (THEY WILL HAUNT YOU)
EATING HUMANS IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED
There were some signs outside each class’s fictional characters’ houses…
NO ONE IS BETTER AT DRINKING THAN PINKY
BE CAREFUL! RAMPAMPOSH’S DONKEY TENDS TO KICK OUTSIDERS
STEALING SHOES IS A REAL JOB (for Rampamposh—personally love this one!)
I WANT TO EAT MORE CHICKENS; PLEASE BRING SOME BEFORE ENTERING.
And there were some miscellaneous signs…
CUTIE PATOOTIES DO NOT NEED TO HESITATE
TO LOVE IS FORBIDDEN
TELL ME YOU LOVE TO STUDY OR I’LL SHAVE OFF YOUR EYEBROWS
SHARING YOUR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR PARENTS IS A BIGGER PROBLEM
Aaien’s Comments: I think this could have been much better—but hey, we did end up with some pretty cool signs. I really like the shave-off-your-eyebrows suggestion, for example, might take that up in the future…plus, the signs outside Rampamposh’s house specifically are quite funny. Good job :)
Although these signs are quite funny... I'm sad that this journey full of laughter and chaos has come to an end.
All of them are quite funny and interesting to read, which can tell people about a specific house(and his owner), also a great idea for modern generation houses 😅, although good job 👏🏻☺️